The Real Reason

Preznit Bush actually spilled the beans today on his colleague Rush's show today. In speaking of Iraq, he finally got down to the real reason why we must stay the course: access to oil.

The Decider said, "...they(the terrists) will be in a position to use oil as a tool to blackmail the West. People say, 'What do you mean by that?' I say, 'If they control oil resources, then they pull oil off the market in order to run the price up, and they will do so unless we abandon Israel, for example, or unless we abandon allies."

There's no telling what Bush will let slip when he's not tightly controlled by his handlers or he lacks his Karl Rove transmitter in his ear.Maybe he should have simply begged Prince Bandar to boost production, instead of starting a war.

Incredibly, Limbaugh called this "visionary."