It's Jim Beam or Me !

The National Enquirer (not very trustworthy at all) reports that since Katrina, Preznit Dubya has begun drinking again. He famously quit on his 40th birthday, but the Enquirer insists that recent setbacks have driven him to drink again. Laura has previously delivered an ultimatum - "It's Jim Beam or Me !" Who or which would you choose ? The booze or the Stepford First Lady ?