Specious Investigation

Guarding the Henhouse
Preznit Bush has ordered an official probe of the problems with the Katrina relief effort, which is like:

-a shark ordering an investigation into what happened to all the fish (Matthew Gross).

-O.J Simpson looking for the guys that really killed his wife (D.L. Hughley).

-a pitcher calling his own balls and strikes (Harry Reid).

Don't hold your breath on this one.